"Sometimes before something bad happens, I just kind of... faint... for like 2 seconds."
Student: "Hey! Can you blob me!?"
Counselor: "Not right now."
Student: "Come on! I just want to feel like Superman!"
"Is swearing the same as swearing?"
"Let's ask Richard! Hey Richard, don't you have to be naked when you get baptized??"
"At least I feel like I have friends..."
"It's only fun to win when it's fun to play."
Me: "So are you alright? Is your head feeling better?"
Student: "Yeah... I think I'm just gonna take it easy and go to the blob."
"Can God make a burrito so hot that even HE can't eat it??"
Me: "Who's eating food?? It's midnight!!"
Student: "They're Tic-Tacs!"
Me: "Stop eating Tic-Tacs! Go to sleep!"
and my favorite "comeback" of the week was... "Your mom wears army boots!"
About...
- Richard
- I work with teenagers. Their words often amaze me. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they are really deep, and sometimes I dont really know what they said. This blog's for you.
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